congratulations 2 tyrion lannister on not raping a fourteen year old girl
WOW what majesty what GOODNESS what a kind & noble soul
you know it took you some time
YOU STRUGGLED
man she had a neck & everything
NOT RAPING IS VERY HARD 2 DO
i mean your dad wanted you to ya know
THE PRESSURE
but you persevered!!!!!!!!!! what bravery, what a sacrifice
i am throwing a PARADE in your honor, we will have DRUMS
TRUMPETS
PERHAPS A FEW CASTANETS
i will catch you a swan with my own hands
all shall remember this day wow u triumphed
a true hero
amen
Putting on cosplay
#DOUBLESTICKTAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
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xiaa:
Justice League / Crisis on Two Earths
Why are you guys not watching this movie.
Whelp.
It looks like I’m going to have to watch another thing.
How did I miss this? I must watch this.
ugh how can you only like ONE gender?? the bible said adam AND eve not adam OR eve!!
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Here’s a look at what those stains are trying to tell you.
1 Angular
If the victim was on the move, drops hit at an angle. The more oblique the impact, the longer the drop’s tail. The head points in the direction the person was traveling.2 High VelocityMisty, diffuse spatter is created by external force greater than 100 feet per second — which usually means a gunshot, an explosion, or (seriously) a sneeze.3 Hair ImpactA traumatic impact between head and surface tends to leave a stain with feathered edges, like someone squished a loaded paintbrush against the wall.4 Hair Swipe
If the smear fades out in one direction, the head was likely bloody before contact. The lightest edge of the swipe points in the direction the head was traveling.5 Fabric Swipe
More fluid than hair swipes, these stains sometimes display the imprint of the bloodied clothing. T-shirt weaves are often the easiest patterns to decipher.Just leaving these here for artist friends.
Leaving this here for the Supernatural writers
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women in armour (◡‿◡✿)
women in armour fighting (◕‿◕✿)
women in armour covered in the blood of their enemies (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
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